questions for a monday morning

When your sick do you always want someone to hold you head or just sympathize with your plight?
What is the best way to deal with rabid dogma?
Why is it that some one else always looks better in your favorite shirt?
When is the best time to tell yourself it's time to move on?
If you should let sleeping dogs lie, should cats always tell the truth?
What is the purpose of the male nipple?
Why is there hair on mens toes?
Laundry day should be a national holiday.
Basket weaving is a national sport in what country?
To publish or to perish?
When did the internet become the last bastion of truth?
Do I look fat in this blog?
Does moving solve spacial problems in your mind's cabinet?
When did I forget to mention that I'm a little off the teakettle.
Why is it called eggnog?
Where do memories end up when we forget them?
You have to crack a few eggs to make an omelet but who says you have to make an omelet?
Beds are for rolling.
Huh?

Much Love and thanks for listeninng.

Comments

[DJ]

Hey Johnny boy if you don't know what the male nipple is for then maybe you're not having yours chewed on and licked enough...let me be the one please!! guess who?